They're Here!

My new house is haunted. This isn't just wishful thinking. I'm serious, the house is haunted. The other day, my razor loudly fell off the shelf in my shower while I was getting ready. I didn't think much of it. I pulled the curtain back, picked it up, put it at the back of the shelf, closed the curtain, then continued getting ready. Not one minute later, I heard the same loud crash as the razor fell again. What?! Seriously, this is a substantial Gillette razor and the shelf is big. I was a little nervous to open the shower curtain and pick up the razor. I was afraid that I would see something creepy a la 'The Shining' bathtub lady.

Regardless of my fear, I again pulled the curtain back (no scary lady) and picked up the razor. I examined the shelf, the razor, etc. and there is NO WAY it could have just fallen off.
Exhibit A:I KNOW it flew off the shelf, thrown by some resident spook trying to make itself known. Although I am quite obsessed with ghostly encounters, it was unsettling. Remember 'Poltergeist'? All that stuff happened because Cuesta Verde (Cranberry Farms???) was built on an Indian burial ground...hmmmm.